ROCKY MOUNTAIN SECTION OPTICAL SOCIETY OF AMERICA & IEEE LASERS AND ELECTROOPTICS SOCIETY Sept Meeting Date: Thursday, 19 Sept. 2002 Time: 7 PM refreshments, 7:30 PM talk Place: National Center for Atmospheric Research Mesa Lab 1850 Table Mesa Drive, Boulder, CO Damon Room Title: Creationism, Neocreationism, and Statistics Matt Young Dept. of Physics Colorado School of Mines Abstract: William Dembski, Michael Behe, and the intelligent designauts are the new creationists: Behe takes the old, discredited "What is half an eye?" argument, ratchets it down one level, and asks, in effect, "What is half a flagellum?" Dembski, in turn, takes the old "tornado in a junkyard" argument, ratchets it up one level, and (in a miasma of complex terminology) turns it into a fourth law of thermodynamics. Like the young-earth creationists, or yeckies, both seem convinced in advance that evolution has been guided by an intelligence, and both seek evidence that their proposition is true, rather than evidence whether it is true. Whether there is an intelligent designer, it seems to me, is a legitimate question and can be investigated by scientific methods; the religious motivation for asking the question is not relevant, as long as we do not presume the answer. I will show how the intelligent designauts nevertheless skirt the line between science and pseudoscience. Specifically, they are a small minority that has little or no support from mainstream scientists and do not publish in refereed journals. They elevate biochemistry to a position of privilege among all other sciences. They give short shrift to self-organizing systems. Like yeckies, they draw a false dichotomy between the modern synthesis and their form of creationism, as if there can be no other possibilities. Like pseudoscientists, they subscribe to a conspiracy theory: scientists are so wedded to their wrong theories that they will not even consider a brilliant innovation like intelligent design. Finally, the argument of the intelligent designauts boils down not to the argument from design, but rather to a God-of-the-gaps argument; such arguments show only failure of imagination and are often discredited by subsequent scientific discoveries. Biography: Matt Young is Adjunct Professor of Physics at the Colorado School of Mines. In 1999, he retired as Physicist with the National Institute of Standards and Technology, where he was also chairman of the Editorial Review Board for over 10 years. Dr. Young is a Fellow of the Optical Society of America and winner of the Department of Commerce Gold and Silver Medals for work in optical communications. He is the author of No Sense of Obligation: Science and Religion in an Impersonal Universe, 1stBooks Library, Bloomington, Indiana (2001); Optics and Lasers, Including Fibers and Optical Waveguides, 5th Edition, Springer, New York (2000); The Technical Writer's Handbook, University Science Books, Mill Valley, California (1989); and roughly 100 publications, including several in science and religion. Formerly, he was a faculty member at the University of Waterloo and Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute, a consultant to General Electric and elsewhere, and a Visiting Scientist at the Weizmann Institute of Science.